What do you call a gay driveby

What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand. An alcoholic, a smoker and a gay went to a doctor. The doctor told them that if they do again what they think are addicted to, they will die. As soon as the alcoholic went out of the hospital, he saw a bar.

Drive n Shoot

Joke #3683

On the drive home she starts to feel a little frisky and figures why not try out the magic dildo. Well she's really enjoying herself. The car is swerving and she rolls through a red. She ends up getting pulled over by a cop. After she rolls down her window she tells him the whole story.

Joke #5068

I must inform you of my shock and surprise at hearing you say that the new Beetle is a chick car. I was so sure that it was a gay-guy car that my partner and I decided, after 10 years of domestic bliss, to purchase our very first car: a dark-blue new Beetle. About a week later, a friend of mine from upstate sent me an urgent fax which quite obviously confirmed my assumption.